These are my original short stories and poetry. They feature my own characters and settings. Some of the characters or settings may or may not have a resemblance to real people: I adapt what is around me. Alternately, I might be specifically writing about or in response to someone or something I know, but in the form of "fiction." Anyhow, my point is that if there is a resemblance to you or someone you know, and you don't know me out of cyberspace, it was probably a strange and happy coincidence.

Stories:

Life is a Kinky Euphemism: The Quest for the Meaning Behind an Inside Joke - Started April 2007. It's an autobiography in fiction format. I'm a very bitter person, can you tell? An ongoing work, check for updates if you enjoy it. See inside for ratings on a per chapter basis.

Poems:

What I Didn't Say - August 2007. One night I slept in the same room as someone and was struck with an overwhelming urge. Nothing really bad here except inuendoes.

Legal Rape - April 2007. This is a "love" poem dedicated to the staff at a particular emergency room. Strong language, suggestive language, probably adult themes too...f you xxx emergency room staff!!!

Decisions Made for Me - March 2007. A poem which is obviously pro-safe sex. Adult themes and strong language.

Conditional Love - February 2007. I was really pissed at my dad when I wrote this. Strong language.

Staring at the Wall - February 2007. Unlike most of what I write, this one rhymes. I was going through a period of self destruction fueled in part by some sort of sociaphobia mixed with mild agoraphobia. Strong language.

Putrid Orchid - February 2005. Use protection kids. Adult themes.

To My Best Friend - Mid 2000. I was in love with my best friend...can you tell? Seems clean to me.

Misc Short Poems are short little jots (or really old stuff) that seemed to be a waste to devote a whole page to each. See, there was this time in college when I fancied myself a Heian era courtier. Mostly PG-13. Sorry if I missed something.