What seems to be the problem?
Something was in
What was it?
A man…well…you know…
And then?
Pain, burning, aching
Alright, we shall proceed
*jab* *gasp* *click-click* *shriek*

 What seems to be the problem?
You…some==thing….in!
What was it?
EVIL METAL DUCK OF PAIN
Ah, the specula, and then?
BUrstIng PUSTules, screaming agony
Yes, just stay still, I need a sample
*scrape* *poke* *scrape* *whimper*

 So what's the problem doctor?
Seems you've contracted something
What is it? Not AIDS???
No, Herpes…you should have used protection
I did…condom and…he said he was tested
Hmmm, if you say so. Take these pills and be a good girl now.
Excuse me? I'm 25, I'm a woman--
Its okay hon, calm down…

 So what's up with things now?
Well, you seem nice and all but…
Oh, the STD, it can be prevented
More than that, you seem, how can I say…?
Honest, strong, informed?
Well, I am not into open relationships…
What, made you think I was?
Well you obviously got around…

 I hear it can cause problems…
The Herpes? Yeah, it's stigmatizing
No, I mean, like with giving birth
Oh, no problems there, I never will
Oh! Dear! You can't, poor thing?
Uh, no, just that I wont be a mother
*Knowing laugh* what girl doesn't dream of motherhood?
Last I checked, I'm a grown woman…